I thought I had heard it all.  Now maybe I have.  Granted, this is in England....not in your neighborhood.  But can you imagine? 

News from the Paignton, England  Daily Mail.
"Educators invited pole-dancing company, The Art of Dance, to give lessons to students during lunch as part of the school's "Be Healthy Week,"
The students, ages 14-19, watched as the boss of the company, Sam Remmer, showed them how to pole-dance." 
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Next time you are getting heat from parents or administrators...you can point out that unlike other schools you have been successful at completely eradicating "Pole Dancing" at your school and proudly smile as you accept your "adda-boys".