BBC Banned Disco Queen dies

Posted by: admin on 05/17/2012

Donna Summer died today.  Just 63.  A long battle with cancer ended a life too early.  For those old enough to remember she caused a big stir with her lyrics in the 70′s.  Tame by todays standards.  Can you imagine “Love to Love you Baby” was banned by the BBC and many stations around the country and even she refused to sing it on stage after becoming a born again Christian in 1979.

Now we can only chuckle knowing that songs with the F-bomb in the title of the song, and b**ch, hoe,  nig*a, and more are embedded in the lyrics of most rap songs.

It’s tough to see a true icon of the disco era pass. Also tough to see the innocence of the disco era pass.


Freak Dancing Puppets

Posted by: admin on 05/16/2012

You know that Freak Dancing (Grinding) has gone mainstream, when “street performers” capitalize on it with nasty dancing string puppets.  This is enough to make Pinocchio turn red.  YouTube Preview Image


TOP 30 Safe Songs (May 15)

Posted by: admin on 05/16/2012

Thanks to Daryl Thomas at 1-800-DISC JOCKEY who had several great ideas to help improve the School Dance Network service, we have added a new column in our TOP 30 safe song list.  From now on, when we add songs to the list we will identify them as being appropriate only for High School aged kids (not middle schoolers).  As you know some songs are safe enough for High School aged kids, but simply are over the top for younger students.  Keep in mind when they are cleared for High Schools it is only if the song has a clean radio edit, not necessarily in its original form.   This week’s adds include “Leave You alone” by Young Jeezy…and that has been cleared for High schoolers only.

Also,if you have a listing in the 1-800-DISC JOCKEY directory, you can now be identified in your listing as a “Responsible DJ” if you are a DJ member of the School Dance Network.  Join Here.

 

 

This Weeks Safe Songs Top 30 

LW TW Artist Title Notes/info Prime Cuts # BPM HS Only
7 1 Nicki Minaj Starships References Bud LIte. Edited only 201209 125
6 2 The Wanted Glad You Came 201134 128
3 3 Gym Class Heroes Self  Back Home Re do of “A** back home” 201203 130
17 4 Justin Bieber Boyfriend 201214 97
19 5 Drake /Rihanna Take Care 201150 122
1 6 Kelly Clarkson Stronger 201201 116
5 7 Katy Perry Part of Me 201210 130
4 8 David Guetta/Nicki Minaj Turn Me on Just don’t watch the video
2 9 J. Jessie Domino 201135 127
20 10 One Direction What Makes You Beautiful 201213 129
10 11 Rihanna You Da One 201147 127
9 12 Chris Brown Turn Up The Music 201206 130
14 13 B.O.B So Good Reference to Dominican Beer 201209 86
16 14 Calvin  Harris Feel So Close 201131 64
27 15 Pitbull Back In Time 201214 127
11 16 Flo Rida Good Feelin 201137 128
21 17 Goyte Somebody that I used to Know
8 18 Pitbull/w Chris Brown International Love Requires edited version 201140 120
12 19 Rihanna We Found Love 201140 128
24 20 Chris Rene Young Homie 201209 80
13 21 LMFAO Sorry for Party Rockin Play Xtra clean version 201201 134
29 22 Jennifer Lopez Dance Again 201215 128
* 23 Maroon 5 Payphone Wiz Kjalifa 201217 111
15 24 Hot Chelle Rae I Like it Like That  FT-New Boyz 201139 101
28 25 Karmin Broken Hearted 201207 120
* 26 Rihanna Where have you been? 201216 128
* 27 Carly Jepsen Call Me Maybe 201210 120 Yes
* 28 Young Jeezy Leave you alone w/Neyo.  Edit required 201208 95
* 29 David Guetta Titanium
* 30 Calvin  Harris Lets Go w/Neyo


Recent songs from our preferred “Top 30″ Safe songs that are safe to play.

Posted by: admin on 05/16/2012

Recent songs from our preferred “Top 30″ Safe songs that are safe to play.

Listed by mosts recent adds to the recurrent list.  Updated May 15 2012

18 Bruno Mars It Will Rain One reference to morophine 201140 75
22 David Guetta Without You Usher 201136 128
23 J Cole Workout Edit N**ga,  S**t 201126 93
25 Selena Gomez Love you Like a Love Song 201131 119
26 Dev & Enrique Iglesias Naked Version without singing NAKED only 201201 125
30 Outasight Tonight is the Night 201142 120
Foster the People Don’t Stop 201146 133
Gym Class Heros Stereo Hearts Adam Levine 201125 91
Drake Headlines Must be edited! F**K, Sh*t, Nig** 201132 76
Jason Derulo It Girl 201133 92
LMFAO Sexy and I know it 201133 130
Lady Gaga Marry the Night 201145 131
Nicki Minaj-Rihanna Fly Must edit Motherf**ker 201132 120
Maroon 5/Aguilera Moves Like Jagger 201132 128
Britney Spears I Wanna Go 201124 131
Enrique Iglesias I Like How it Feels FT Pitbull 201139 128
LMFAO Party Rock Anthem Lauren Bennett 201102 131
Cobra Starship You Make Me Feel 201120 132
Alexandra Stan Mr. Saxobeat 201119 127
New Boyz Better with the Lights on 201120 112
Bad Meets Evil Lighters (squeaky clean) Bruno Mars 201125 90
Kanye West All of the lights Kid Cudi, Rihanna 201050 71
Nicki Minaj Super Bass 201115 127
Karmin Crash Your Party Careful-”Oh My God” 201144 96
Sean Paul Got 2 Luv 201129 92
David Guetta Where them Girls at FloRida-Nicki Minaj 201119 130
T-Pain Best Love Song Chris Brown 201108 81
Lady Gaga The Edge of Glory 201120 128
Chris Brown She Ain’t You 201114 91
Bruno Mars Lazy Song 201108 87
Beyonce Best Thing I Never Had 201124 100
Lupe Fiasco The Show Goes on 201045 72
Black Eyed Peas Just Can’t Get Enough 201106 94
Jennifer Lopez I’m Into You Lil Wayne 201115 84
Wiz Khalifa Roll Up 201106 94
Adele Rolling in the Deep 201048 105
Britney Spears Til The World Ends 201111 133
Katy Perry ET 105
Tinie Tempah Written in the Stars Eric Turner 201104 93
Hold it against Me Britney Spears 201103 134
Lady Gaga Born This Way 201102 120
Usher More 201047 125
Enrique Iglesias Tonght Ludacris 201047 126
Ke$ha Blow 201102 120
Pittbull Rain on Me Marc Anthony 201125 128
Far East Movement Rocketeer Ryan Tedder 201047 96
Chris Brown Yeah 3X 201044 129
Katy Perry Firework 201041 124
Keri Hilson Pretty Girl Rock 201042 80
Mike Posner Bow Chicka Wow Wow 201107 74
Taio Cruise-Travie MacCoy Higher 201102 128
Nelly Gone Kelly Rowland 201101 73
Bruno Mars Grenade 201044 111
Chris Brown Deuces 201031 74
Rihanna What’s My Name 201043 100
Edward Maya-Mia Martina Stereo Love 201013 127
Pink Raise Your Glass 201041 122
Flo Rida Who Dat Girl 201046 125
Nelly Just a Dream 201032 90
Enrique Iglesias I Like It Pitbull 201019 129
Rihanna Only Girl (In the world) 201037 126
Pitbull Hey Baby 201037 128
Black Eyed Peas The Time (Dirty Bit) 201045 128
Mann Buzzin 201050 104
Will.I.am Check it Out Nicki Minaj 201037 130
Katy Perry Teenage Dream 201031 120
KE$HA We R Who We R 201043 120
Mike Posner Please Don’t Go 201034 121

 




Newest additions to the DO NOT PLAY list

Posted by: admin on 05/15/2012

This week’s adds to the DO NOT play List:  ( 5/15/12)

Artist Title Notes
New Usher Scream A catchy song that happens to be all about Drinking and Sex.
New Kirko Bangz Drank  In MY Cup Although it is #1 on the Rhythmic radio charts this week…it glorifies drinking.  One of the biggest school dance problems.
New Travis Porter/Tyga Ayy Ladies

 

 The complete list of the most recent DO NOT PLAY songs:

Artist Title Notes
New  Usher Scream A catchy song that happens to be all about Drinking and Sex.
New  Kirko Bangz Drank  In MY Cup Although it is #1 on the Rhythmic radio charts this week…it glorifies drinking.  One of the biggest school dance problems.
New  Travis Porter/Tyga Ayy Ladies
TYGA/Lil Wayne Faded This is as bad as it gets. They should be ashamed.  This combo of artists is nasty lethal.
Drake Hell Ya, F**kin Right Drake has had a couple of decent (clean) songs and he is huge in the HipHop community…too bad a talented guy has to stoop to clearly trashy lyrics.
Rihanna Birthday Cake Filled with dirty words that could be edited, but the song is loaded with sex infused innuendo.
Fun We are young “Friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire state”  Make this a bad choice for schools.  Great song, but won’t fly.
Cobra Starship Middle Finger Obvious problems with this one.
Trey Songz Sex Ain’t Better than Love This is a slow song and not great for dances anyway, but then add the lyrical issues.  Although this may be true…better save this one for health class.
Flo Rida Wild Ones Pretty much focuses on drinking and sex
Chris Brown Strip Chris Brown was the show-boat on the Grammys last week.  Mostly getting negative reviews.  Not so much for his music.   People just don’t like him for what he did to Rihanna.  Anyway.  This song is nasty.  Avoid it.
Rihanna Talk that Talk The Album of the same name was released in November and her number one hit “We Found Love” and “You Da One” both were cleared for school play.  This one is not.  Steamy, and nasty.  Put the big ‘X’ on it.
 Loverance UP! Anyone hanging out with 50Cent (Featured on this song) is gonna be naughty.  This is about as bad as it get.
Tyga Rack City Always interesting to see how the Rap thugs in the industry can warp their lyrics to be even more depraved than the last  guy’s disgusting lyrics.  So this song references sex with your grandma and lowers the bar once again and that’s just a small part of why you should steer clear of this.
Big Sean Dance (A**) I tried counting the number of times Big Sean sang the word A** and M**her F**ker in this song, but lost count after 30 and 15 respectively.  I can’t help but think it is point of pride for him to brag to his rap buddies…” Do you know how many times I sang blah blah.”  I can’t otherwise grasp the point of doing it.  Sad thing this is the #3 song in the nation on Rhythmic Top 40 stations.
Dev In the Dark The blatant and repeated “ I gotta sex drive to push the start”  Will drive the Principal mad. Better pass.
Will. I. am T.H.E- (The hardest ever) What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this song?  Yup.  That’s what it is all about.  Nothing much hidden here.
Ass Back Home Gym Class Heros There is a version of this song with the A** clipped out…but what’s the sense of it…the song’s title includes ASS.  Whether you play it or not, the kids will request and sing it….the A word is prominent.
The Motto Drake The F bomb jumps out in the first three words of the song, the B word in the second sentence, more F words throughout than I cared to count, a couple of N words and this is Drake rubbish.
Beyonce Party The cleaned up version eliminates the f bomb and other objectionable words….but the innuendo leaves almost nothing to the imagination.  This song is pretty nasty.
Taio Cruz w/ Flo Rida Hangover As the title suggests.  A drinking song.  Clearly promotes getting trashed.
Wiz Khalifa-Snoop Dog Young, Wild and Free The chorus and first two lines:  So what we get drunk ,  So what we smoke weed
Britney Spears Criminal Glorifying guns and killing.
B.O.B w/ Lil Wayne Strange Clouds Strange Clouds has nothing to do with the forecast.  The strange clouds in this song are the ones formed by smoking pot…this is an anthem to getting wasted.
Meek Mill Ima Boss Rick Ross…Known nasty rap guy is the featured artist.  Makes sense that this song is like most of the rest of the Gansta rap stuff he’s known for.  Laced with most nasty words you can think of.  Avoid this garbage at schools.
Big Sean Dance (A$$) Even cleaned up with edits this one talks about grinding and butts.  Best to leave this one at home.
Taio Cruise Hangover Stand clear of this song.  It is all about drinking, getting drunk and the residuals of being drunk.
Foster the People Pumped up Kicks Search out the clean version with no guns, no bullets and no violence and this one is safe to play.  Otherwise better avoid it at schools.
Rick Ross I Love My Bi**hes Rick Ross almost never produces a decent school friendly song.  When you see a Rick Ross song…beware!
T-Pain 5 O‘clock Clearly describes a 5am sexual encounter.
Ace Hood Body 2 Body Leaves little to the imagination.  Title says it.
Chris Brown Wet the Bed
Loyd Dedicated to My EX The original version uses bitch, shit and pussy 46 times.  If you use the Prime Cuts version, it’s clean.  Not popular enough yet to worry about playing at schools.
Jay Z-Kanye West N****s in Paris Get Jay Z and Kanye together its bound to be over the top.  The title has the “N” word.  The first line:  “So I ball so hard muhf*ckas wanna fine meBut first ni**as gotta find me.   What’s 50 grand to a muhf*kaa like me”  NOT GOOD FOR SCHOOLS.
Rihanna Drink to This Third song in a row for Rihanna on this list.  One for sexual violence, one for just sex and this for glorifying drinking.   She’s 3 for 3.
Miguel Quickie
Lil Wayne She Will
Wiz Khalifa No Sleep Drinking song
Kelly Rowland Motivation FT Lil Wayne
Dev In the Dark
DJ Khaled I’m on One Drake-Rick Ross
Frank Ocean Novacane
Black Eyed Peas Don’t Stop The Party
Rhianna California KING bed
Katy Perry Last Friday Night
Enrique Iglesias Dirty Dancer
Rihanna Man Down
Nicole Scherzinger Right There
Kelly Rowland Motivation Lil Wayne
Waka Flocka Flame Grove St. Party Kebo Gotti
Travis Porter Bring it Back
Chris Brown Look at me Now
Nicki Minaj Did it on em
Big Sean My Last Chris Brown
Snoop Dog Wet/Sweat
Kanye West H*A*M Jay-Z
Rihanna S&M
Pink Fr**kin Perfect
Twista Make a Movie Chris Brown
Lil Wayne 6 foot 7 foot Cory Gunz
Problem My Ex
No Hands Waka Flocka Flame Rosco Dash
Birdman Fire Flame Lil Wayne
Jeremih Down On Me 50 cent
Wiz Khalifa Black and Yellow
Kanye West Runaway
New Boyz Spot Right There
Waka Flocka Flame No Hands
Kanye West Monster Jay Z -Rick Ross
Eminem No Love Lil Wayne
Trey Songz Bottoms Up Nicki Minaj
Bumpy Ride Mohombi
F**K You Cee Lo Green
Right Above It Lil Wayne Drake
Fancy Drake
Rick Ross Blowin Money Fast
Drake Fancy
Richard Vission/Static Revenge I Like That Luciana
Far East Movement Like a G6
Glasses Malone I Get Doe
Soulja Boy Pretty Boy Swag
Kanye West Power



Mom seeks daughter’s prom date on Craigslist

Posted by: admin on 05/14/2012
Prom Picture- Prom date costs average family between $700 and $1900

Prom 2012 = $700-$1900 not counting hiring a prom date.

Okay….this is either a joke, or totally nuts!   And it doesn’t appear to be a joke. Scary.

Take a look at the Craigslist post and you decide:

My daughter and her friends attend a small private school in Seattle. The Senior Prom is June 2nd. My husband and I are looking to hire four prom dates for my daughter and her three friends. All the gals are very good looking, trim, friendly, and fun. We can trade photos. The time commitment would be seven hours..5pm to midnight paid at $50 per hour. If you are taller than 6feet, good looking, fit and outgoing, please send your photo to me as soon as possible. You will be required to interview, if selected, you will also need to meet for a one hour strategy session and tux fitting in advance of prom night. All expenses will be paid by us, tux rental, pre-party at down town high rise condo, limo, Senior dinner, and prom. To be clear..all expenses paid, no compensation for interview or tux fitting, $350 for seven hours on Prom night.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kathy

Local radio show host from Seattle, Dori Monson, alerted to this ad  calls it creepy.  Understatement.  He dedicated a 10 minute segment on his radio show to discuss the “Craigslist Date”  If you have the time you can hear it on line by clicking on Dori’s picture:

Dori Monson on hired prom date

Dori Monson 97.3 KIRO radio


What not to play at schools this week (or ever)

Posted by: admin on 04/30/2012

May 1 2012

New “DO NOT PLAY” adds this week:

TYGA/Lil Wayne Faded This is as bad as it gets. They should be ashamed.  This combo of artists is nasty lethal.
Drake Hell Ya, F**kin Right Drake has had a couple of decent (clean) songs and he is huge in the HipHop community…too bad a talented guy has to stoop to clearly trashy lyrics.
Rihanna Birthday Cake Filled with dirty words that could be edited, but the song is loaded with sex infused innuendo.
Fun We are young “Friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire state”  Make this a bad choice for schools.  Great song, but won’t fly.


A “Twist” to the grinding problem at this years prom

Posted by: admin on 04/30/2012

Even small towns (1200) in the heart of the midwest are looking for ways to put an end to grinding at this years prom.  Yes, even there.   The internet has a way of bringing the big city problems to rural America.  Krackow school in the outback of Missouri has come up with some alternatives that are meeting with luke warm acceptance by their students.

Parents reflecting back on their teen years remember the only form of inappropriate touching  was a game called TWISTER.  The school’s Assistant Principal,  Morris Byrum reflects back:   “When I was a sophomore, Kevin Hurley turned me on to Twister.”   “Kevin was the unofficial make-out king of Krackow Consolidated Regional High School, and he said Twister was better than French kissing and feeling girls up.”

Soooo.  “We’re going to have the world’s largest Twister mat at this year’s prom,” says Byrum.  “And those kids are gonna learn just how much fun it was growing up in the ’60′s.”

Juniors and seniors are somewhat skeptical, but say they are willing to give their parents’ preferred mode of public sexual contact a try.  “I suppose if I have to I will,” says Naomi Miller, who was Homecoming Queen and president of the River Rats Pep Squad.  “But I’m going to keep my distance from Lyle Salloway,” a boy who is known for his chronic flatulence.

For those who choose not to play Twister or get anywhere near Lyle Salloway…the school will have an alternative twist,  there will be a Twist Contest featuring the dance craze made famous by Chubby Checker, and supervised slow dancing that will be subject to the traditional “six-inch ruler” test.

“Couples must maintain six inches of space between their bodies, as measured by certified rulers provided by Donahue Insurance Agency to dance monitors,” says Byrum.  “Violators will be ejected from the dance and escorted to their cars where they can skip the charade and go straight to the real thing.”

 

 

 


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