BBC Banned Disco Queen dies
Posted by: admin on 05/17/2012
Donna Summer died today. Just 63. A long battle with cancer ended a life too early. For those old enough to remember she caused a big stir with her lyrics in the 70′s. Tame by todays standards. Can you imagine “Love to Love you Baby” was banned by the BBC and many stations around the country and even she refused to sing it on stage after becoming a born again Christian in 1979.
Now we can only chuckle knowing that songs with the F-bomb in the title of the song, and b**ch, hoe, nig*a, and more are embedded in the lyrics of most rap songs.
It’s tough to see a true icon of the disco era pass. Also tough to see the innocence of the disco era pass.
Freak Dancing Puppets
Posted by: admin on 05/16/2012You know that Freak Dancing (Grinding) has gone mainstream, when “street performers” capitalize on it with nasty dancing string puppets. This is enough to make Pinocchio turn red. 
TOP 30 Safe Songs (May 15)
Posted by: admin on 05/16/2012Thanks to Daryl Thomas at 1-800-DISC JOCKEY who had several great ideas to help improve the School Dance Network service, we have added a new column in our TOP 30 safe song list. From now on, when we add songs to the list we will identify them as being appropriate only for High School aged kids (not middle schoolers). As you know some songs are safe enough for High School aged kids, but simply are over the top for younger students. Keep in mind when they are cleared for High Schools it is only if the song has a clean radio edit, not necessarily in its original form. This week’s adds include “Leave You alone” by Young Jeezy…and that has been cleared for High schoolers only.
Also,if you have a listing in the 1-800-DISC JOCKEY directory, you can now be identified in your listing as a “Responsible DJ” if you are a DJ member of the School Dance Network. Join Here.
This Weeks Safe Songs Top 30
| LW | TW | Artist | Title | Notes/info | Prime Cuts # | BPM | HS Only |
| 7 | 1 | Nicki Minaj | Starships | References Bud LIte. Edited only | 201209 | 125 | |
| 6 | 2 | The Wanted | Glad You Came | 201134 | 128 | ||
| 3 | 3 | Gym Class Heroes | Self Back Home | Re do of “A** back home” | 201203 | 130 | |
| 17 | 4 | Justin Bieber | Boyfriend | 201214 | 97 | ||
| 19 | 5 | Drake /Rihanna | Take Care | 201150 | 122 | ||
| 1 | 6 | Kelly Clarkson | Stronger | 201201 | 116 | ||
| 5 | 7 | Katy Perry | Part of Me | 201210 | 130 | ||
| 4 | 8 | David Guetta/Nicki Minaj | Turn Me on | Just don’t watch the video | |||
| 2 | 9 | J. Jessie | Domino | 201135 | 127 | ||
| 20 | 10 | One Direction | What Makes You Beautiful | 201213 | 129 | ||
| 10 | 11 | Rihanna | You Da One | 201147 | 127 | ||
| 9 | 12 | Chris Brown | Turn Up The Music | 201206 | 130 | ||
| 14 | 13 | B.O.B | So Good | Reference to Dominican Beer | 201209 | 86 | |
| 16 | 14 | Calvin Harris | Feel So Close | 201131 | 64 | ||
| 27 | 15 | Pitbull | Back In Time | 201214 | 127 | ||
| 11 | 16 | Flo Rida | Good Feelin | 201137 | 128 | ||
| 21 | 17 | Goyte | Somebody that I used to Know | ||||
| 8 | 18 | Pitbull/w Chris Brown | International Love | Requires edited version | 201140 | 120 | |
| 12 | 19 | Rihanna | We Found Love | 201140 | 128 | ||
| 24 | 20 | Chris Rene | Young Homie | 201209 | 80 | ||
| 13 | 21 | LMFAO | Sorry for Party Rockin | Play Xtra clean version | 201201 | 134 | |
| 29 | 22 | Jennifer Lopez | Dance Again | 201215 | 128 | ||
| * | 23 | Maroon 5 | Payphone | Wiz Kjalifa | 201217 | 111 | |
| 15 | 24 | Hot Chelle Rae | I Like it Like That | FT-New Boyz | 201139 | 101 | |
| 28 | 25 | Karmin | Broken Hearted | 201207 | 120 | ||
| * | 26 | Rihanna | Where have you been? | 201216 | 128 | ||
| * | 27 | Carly Jepsen | Call Me Maybe | 201210 | 120 | Yes | |
| * | 28 | Young Jeezy | Leave you alone | w/Neyo. Edit required | 201208 | 95 | |
| * | 29 | David Guetta | Titanium | ||||
| * | 30 | Calvin Harris | Lets Go | w/Neyo |
Recent songs from our preferred “Top 30″ Safe songs that are safe to play.
Posted by: admin on 05/16/2012Recent songs from our preferred “Top 30″ Safe songs that are safe to play.
Listed by mosts recent adds to the recurrent list. Updated May 15 2012
| 18 | Bruno Mars | It Will Rain | One reference to morophine | 201140 | 75 | |
| 22 | David Guetta | Without You | Usher | 201136 | 128 | |
| 23 | J Cole | Workout | Edit N**ga, S**t | 201126 | 93 | |
| 25 | Selena Gomez | Love you Like a Love Song | 201131 | 119 | ||
| 26 | Dev & Enrique Iglesias | Naked | Version without singing NAKED only | 201201 | 125 | |
| 30 | Outasight | Tonight is the Night | 201142 | 120 | ||
| Foster the People | Don’t Stop | 201146 | 133 | |||
| Gym Class Heros | Stereo Hearts | Adam Levine | 201125 | 91 | ||
| Drake | Headlines | Must be edited! F**K, Sh*t, Nig** | 201132 | 76 | ||
| Jason Derulo | It Girl | 201133 | 92 | |||
| LMFAO | Sexy and I know it | 201133 | 130 | |||
| Lady Gaga | Marry the Night | 201145 | 131 | |||
| Nicki Minaj-Rihanna | Fly | Must edit Motherf**ker | 201132 | 120 | ||
| Maroon 5/Aguilera | Moves Like Jagger | 201132 | 128 | |||
| Britney Spears | I Wanna Go | 201124 | 131 | |||
| Enrique Iglesias | I Like How it Feels | FT Pitbull | 201139 | 128 | ||
| LMFAO | Party Rock Anthem | Lauren Bennett | 201102 | 131 | ||
| Cobra Starship | You Make Me Feel | 201120 | 132 | |||
| Alexandra Stan | Mr. Saxobeat | 201119 | 127 | |||
| New Boyz | Better with the Lights on | 201120 | 112 | |||
| Bad Meets Evil | Lighters (squeaky clean) | Bruno Mars | 201125 | 90 | ||
| Kanye West | All of the lights | Kid Cudi, Rihanna | 201050 | 71 | ||
| Nicki Minaj | Super Bass | 201115 | 127 | |||
| Karmin | Crash Your Party | Careful-”Oh My God” | 201144 | 96 | ||
| Sean Paul | Got 2 Luv | 201129 | 92 | |||
| David Guetta | Where them Girls at | FloRida-Nicki Minaj | 201119 | 130 | ||
| T-Pain | Best Love Song | Chris Brown | 201108 | 81 | ||
| Lady Gaga | The Edge of Glory | 201120 | 128 | |||
| Chris Brown | She Ain’t You | 201114 | 91 | |||
| Bruno Mars | Lazy Song | 201108 | 87 | |||
| Beyonce | Best Thing I Never Had | 201124 | 100 | |||
| Lupe Fiasco | The Show Goes on | 201045 | 72 | |||
| Black Eyed Peas | Just Can’t Get Enough | 201106 | 94 | |||
| Jennifer Lopez | I’m Into You | Lil Wayne | 201115 | 84 | ||
| Wiz Khalifa | Roll Up | 201106 | 94 | |||
| Adele | Rolling in the Deep | 201048 | 105 | |||
| Britney Spears | Til The World Ends | 201111 | 133 | |||
| Katy Perry | ET | 105 | ||||
| Tinie Tempah | Written in the Stars | Eric Turner | 201104 | 93 | ||
| Hold it against Me | Britney Spears | 201103 | 134 | |||
| Lady Gaga | Born This Way | 201102 | 120 | |||
| Usher | More | 201047 | 125 | |||
| Enrique Iglesias | Tonght | Ludacris | 201047 | 126 | ||
| Ke$ha | Blow | 201102 | 120 | |||
| Pittbull | Rain on Me | Marc Anthony | 201125 | 128 | ||
| Far East Movement | Rocketeer | Ryan Tedder | 201047 | 96 | ||
| Chris Brown | Yeah 3X | 201044 | 129 | |||
| Katy Perry | Firework | 201041 | 124 | |||
| Keri Hilson | Pretty Girl Rock | 201042 | 80 | |||
| Mike Posner | Bow Chicka Wow Wow | 201107 | 74 | |||
| Taio Cruise-Travie MacCoy | Higher | 201102 | 128 | |||
| Nelly | Gone | Kelly Rowland | 201101 | 73 | ||
| Bruno Mars | Grenade | 201044 | 111 | |||
| Chris Brown | Deuces | 201031 | 74 | |||
| Rihanna | What’s My Name | 201043 | 100 | |||
| Edward Maya-Mia Martina | Stereo Love | 201013 | 127 | |||
| Pink | Raise Your Glass | 201041 | 122 | |||
| Flo Rida | Who Dat Girl | 201046 | 125 | |||
| Nelly | Just a Dream | 201032 | 90 | |||
| Enrique Iglesias | I Like It | Pitbull | 201019 | 129 | ||
| Rihanna | Only Girl (In the world) | 201037 | 126 | |||
| Pitbull | Hey Baby | 201037 | 128 | |||
| Black Eyed Peas | The Time (Dirty Bit) | 201045 | 128 | |||
| Mann | Buzzin | 201050 | 104 | |||
| Will.I.am | Check it Out | Nicki Minaj | 201037 | 130 | ||
| Katy Perry | Teenage Dream | 201031 | 120 | |||
| KE$HA | We R Who We R | 201043 | 120 | |||
| Mike Posner | Please Don’t Go | 201034 | 121 |
Newest additions to the DO NOT PLAY list
Posted by: admin on 05/15/2012This week’s adds to the DO NOT play List: ( 5/15/12)
| Artist | Title | Notes | |
| New | Usher | Scream | A catchy song that happens to be all about Drinking and Sex. |
| New | Kirko Bangz | Drank In MY Cup | Although it is #1 on the Rhythmic radio charts this week…it glorifies drinking. One of the biggest school dance problems. |
| New | Travis Porter/Tyga | Ayy Ladies |
The complete list of the most recent DO NOT PLAY songs:
| Artist | Title | Notes | ||
| New | Usher | Scream | A catchy song that happens to be all about Drinking and Sex. | |
| New | Kirko Bangz | Drank In MY Cup | Although it is #1 on the Rhythmic radio charts this week…it glorifies drinking. One of the biggest school dance problems. | |
| New | Travis Porter/Tyga | Ayy Ladies | ||
| TYGA/Lil Wayne | Faded | This is as bad as it gets. They should be ashamed. This combo of artists is nasty lethal. | ||
| Drake | Hell Ya, F**kin Right | Drake has had a couple of decent (clean) songs and he is huge in the HipHop community…too bad a talented guy has to stoop to clearly trashy lyrics. | ||
| Rihanna | Birthday Cake | Filled with dirty words that could be edited, but the song is loaded with sex infused innuendo. | ||
| Fun | We are young | “Friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire state” Make this a bad choice for schools. Great song, but won’t fly. | ||
| Cobra Starship | Middle Finger | Obvious problems with this one. | ||
| Trey Songz | Sex Ain’t Better than Love | This is a slow song and not great for dances anyway, but then add the lyrical issues. Although this may be true…better save this one for health class. | ||
| Flo Rida | Wild Ones | Pretty much focuses on drinking and sex | ||
| Chris Brown | Strip | Chris Brown was the show-boat on the Grammys last week. Mostly getting negative reviews. Not so much for his music. People just don’t like him for what he did to Rihanna. Anyway. This song is nasty. Avoid it. | ||
| Rihanna | Talk that Talk | The Album of the same name was released in November and her number one hit “We Found Love” and “You Da One” both were cleared for school play. This one is not. Steamy, and nasty. Put the big ‘X’ on it. | ||
| Loverance | UP! | Anyone hanging out with 50Cent (Featured on this song) is gonna be naughty. This is about as bad as it get. | ||
| Tyga | Rack City | Always interesting to see how the Rap thugs in the industry can warp their lyrics to be even more depraved than the last guy’s disgusting lyrics. So this song references sex with your grandma and lowers the bar once again and that’s just a small part of why you should steer clear of this. | ||
| Big Sean | Dance (A**) | I tried counting the number of times Big Sean sang the word A** and M**her F**ker in this song, but lost count after 30 and 15 respectively. I can’t help but think it is point of pride for him to brag to his rap buddies…” Do you know how many times I sang blah blah.” I can’t otherwise grasp the point of doing it. Sad thing this is the #3 song in the nation on Rhythmic Top 40 stations. | ||
| Dev | In the Dark | The blatant and repeated “ I gotta sex drive to push the start” Will drive the Principal mad. Better pass. | ||
| Will. I. am | T.H.E- (The hardest ever) | What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this song? Yup. That’s what it is all about. Nothing much hidden here. | ||
| Ass Back Home | Gym Class Heros | There is a version of this song with the A** clipped out…but what’s the sense of it…the song’s title includes ASS. Whether you play it or not, the kids will request and sing it….the A word is prominent. | ||
| The Motto | Drake | The F bomb jumps out in the first three words of the song, the B word in the second sentence, more F words throughout than I cared to count, a couple of N words and this is Drake rubbish. | ||
| Beyonce | Party | The cleaned up version eliminates the f bomb and other objectionable words….but the innuendo leaves almost nothing to the imagination. This song is pretty nasty. | ||
| Taio Cruz w/ Flo Rida | Hangover | As the title suggests. A drinking song. Clearly promotes getting trashed. | ||
| Wiz Khalifa-Snoop Dog | Young, Wild and Free | The chorus and first two lines: So what we get drunk , So what we smoke weed | ||
| Britney Spears | Criminal | Glorifying guns and killing. | ||
| B.O.B w/ Lil Wayne | Strange Clouds | Strange Clouds has nothing to do with the forecast. The strange clouds in this song are the ones formed by smoking pot…this is an anthem to getting wasted. | ||
| Meek Mill | Ima Boss | Rick Ross…Known nasty rap guy is the featured artist. Makes sense that this song is like most of the rest of the Gansta rap stuff he’s known for. Laced with most nasty words you can think of. Avoid this garbage at schools. | ||
| Big Sean | Dance (A$$) | Even cleaned up with edits this one talks about grinding and butts. Best to leave this one at home. | ||
| Taio Cruise | Hangover | Stand clear of this song. It is all about drinking, getting drunk and the residuals of being drunk. | ||
| Foster the People | Pumped up Kicks | Search out the clean version with no guns, no bullets and no violence and this one is safe to play. Otherwise better avoid it at schools. | ||
| Rick Ross | I Love My Bi**hes | Rick Ross almost never produces a decent school friendly song. When you see a Rick Ross song…beware! | ||
| T-Pain | 5 O‘clock | Clearly describes a 5am sexual encounter. | ||
| Ace Hood | Body 2 Body | Leaves little to the imagination. Title says it. | ||
| Chris Brown | Wet the Bed | |||
| Loyd | Dedicated to My EX | The original version uses bitch, shit and pussy 46 times. If you use the Prime Cuts version, it’s clean. Not popular enough yet to worry about playing at schools. | ||
| Jay Z-Kanye West | N****s in Paris | Get Jay Z and Kanye together its bound to be over the top. The title has the “N” word. The first line: “So I ball so hard muhf*ckas wanna fine meBut first ni**as gotta find me. What’s 50 grand to a muhf*kaa like me” NOT GOOD FOR SCHOOLS. | ||
| Rihanna | Drink to This | Third song in a row for Rihanna on this list. One for sexual violence, one for just sex and this for glorifying drinking. She’s 3 for 3. | ||
| Miguel | Quickie | |||
| Lil Wayne | She Will | |||
| Wiz Khalifa | No Sleep | Drinking song | ||
| Kelly Rowland | Motivation | FT Lil Wayne | ||
| Dev | In the Dark | |||
| DJ Khaled | I’m on One | Drake-Rick Ross | ||
| Frank Ocean | Novacane | |||
| Black Eyed Peas | Don’t Stop The Party | |||
| Rhianna | California KING bed | |||
| Katy Perry | Last Friday Night | |||
| Enrique Iglesias | Dirty Dancer | |||
| Rihanna | Man Down | |||
| Nicole Scherzinger | Right There | |||
| Kelly Rowland | Motivation | Lil Wayne | ||
| Waka Flocka Flame | Grove St. Party | Kebo Gotti | ||
| Travis Porter | Bring it Back | |||
| Chris Brown | Look at me Now | |||
| Nicki Minaj | Did it on em | |||
| Big Sean | My Last | Chris Brown | ||
| Snoop Dog | Wet/Sweat | |||
| Kanye West | H*A*M | Jay-Z | ||
| Rihanna | S&M | |||
| Pink | Fr**kin Perfect | |||
| Twista | Make a Movie | Chris Brown | ||
| Lil Wayne | 6 foot 7 foot | Cory Gunz | ||
| Problem | My Ex | |||
| No Hands | Waka Flocka Flame | Rosco Dash | ||
| Birdman | Fire Flame | Lil Wayne | ||
| Jeremih | Down On Me | 50 cent | ||
| Wiz Khalifa | Black and Yellow | |||
| Kanye West | Runaway | |||
| New Boyz | Spot Right There | |||
| Waka Flocka Flame | No Hands | |||
| Kanye West | Monster | Jay Z -Rick Ross | ||
| Eminem | No Love | Lil Wayne | ||
| Trey Songz | Bottoms Up | Nicki Minaj | ||
| Bumpy Ride | Mohombi | |||
| F**K You | Cee Lo Green | |||
| Right Above It | Lil Wayne | Drake | ||
| Fancy | Drake | |||
| Rick Ross | Blowin Money Fast | |||
| Drake | Fancy | |||
| Richard Vission/Static Revenge | I Like That | Luciana | ||
| Far East Movement | Like a G6 | |||
| Glasses Malone | I Get Doe | |||
| Soulja Boy | Pretty Boy Swag | |||
| Kanye West | Power |
Mom seeks daughter’s prom date on Craigslist
Posted by: admin on 05/14/2012
Prom 2012 = $700-$1900 not counting hiring a prom date.
Okay….this is either a joke, or totally nuts! And it doesn’t appear to be a joke. Scary.
Take a look at the Craigslist post and you decide:
My daughter and her friends attend a small private school in Seattle. The Senior Prom is June 2nd. My husband and I are looking to hire four prom dates for my daughter and her three friends. All the gals are very good looking, trim, friendly, and fun. We can trade photos. The time commitment would be seven hours..5pm to midnight paid at $50 per hour. If you are taller than 6feet, good looking, fit and outgoing, please send your photo to me as soon as possible. You will be required to interview, if selected, you will also need to meet for a one hour strategy session and tux fitting in advance of prom night. All expenses will be paid by us, tux rental, pre-party at down town high rise condo, limo, Senior dinner, and prom. To be clear..all expenses paid, no compensation for interview or tux fitting, $350 for seven hours on Prom night.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Kathy
Local radio show host from Seattle, Dori Monson, alerted to this ad calls it creepy. Understatement. He dedicated a 10 minute segment on his radio show to discuss the “Craigslist Date” If you have the time you can hear it on line by clicking on Dori’s picture:
What not to play at schools this week (or ever)
Posted by: admin on 04/30/2012May 1 2012
New “DO NOT PLAY” adds this week:
| TYGA/Lil Wayne | Faded | This is as bad as it gets. They should be ashamed. This combo of artists is nasty lethal. |
| Drake | Hell Ya, F**kin Right | Drake has had a couple of decent (clean) songs and he is huge in the HipHop community…too bad a talented guy has to stoop to clearly trashy lyrics. |
| Rihanna | Birthday Cake | Filled with dirty words that could be edited, but the song is loaded with sex infused innuendo. |
| Fun | We are young | “Friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire state” Make this a bad choice for schools. Great song, but won’t fly. |
A “Twist” to the grinding problem at this years prom
Posted by: admin on 04/30/2012Even small towns (1200) in the heart of the midwest are looking for ways to put an end to grinding at this years prom. Yes, even there. The internet has a way of bringing the big city problems to rural America. Krackow school in the outback of Missouri has come up with some alternatives that are meeting with luke warm acceptance by their students.
Parents reflecting back on their teen years remember the only form of inappropriate touching was a game called TWISTER. The school’s Assistant Principal, Morris Byrum reflects back: “When I was a sophomore, Kevin Hurley turned me on to Twister.” “Kevin was the unofficial make-out king of Krackow Consolidated Regional High School, and he said Twister was better than French kissing and feeling girls up.”
Soooo. “We’re going to have the world’s largest Twister mat at this year’s prom,” says Byrum. “And those kids are gonna learn just how much fun it was growing up in the ’60′s.”
Juniors and seniors are somewhat skeptical, but say they are willing to give their parents’ preferred mode of public sexual contact a try. “I suppose if I have to I will,” says Naomi Miller, who was Homecoming Queen and president of the River Rats Pep Squad. “But I’m going to keep my distance from Lyle Salloway,” a boy who is known for his chronic flatulence.
For those who choose not to play Twister or get anywhere near Lyle Salloway…the school will have an alternative twist, there will be a Twist Contest featuring the dance craze made famous by Chubby Checker, and supervised slow dancing that will be subject to the traditional “six-inch ruler” test.
“Couples must maintain six inches of space between their bodies, as measured by certified rulers provided by Donahue Insurance Agency to dance monitors,” says Byrum. “Violators will be ejected from the dance and escorted to their cars where they can skip the charade and go straight to the real thing.”


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